and I have a second interview in the Liberty Village office with their creative director! YESSSSS, THE TRIP TO MARKHAM WASN’T FOR NOTHING! THIS MEANS I DIDN’T EMBARRASS MYSELF AND SUCCEEDED IN HUMAN INTERACTION! Now to only do it again, wish me luck!
new sonic game: 2/10 all sonic games usx we dindt play it because it probably sux :(
new mario game: 3/10 mario is a game for girls and babies u dumbs!!!!!
new pokemon game: 0/10 ITS DA SAME FUKKIN THING????/ WHY DO PEOLPE STILL PLAY POKEMON OMG
new cod game: 10/10 The gorgeous graphics and original gameplay will have you glued to your seat as you make your way through beautifully-rendered levels. It is as if God himself crafted this game. A must-play for everyone.
- Not feminism: Oh my God, that woman is wearing make-up and high heels! She can't be a feminist. She's just adhering to the patriarchal expectations of femininity! What a traitor to her gender.
- Not feminism: I hate men! Women are so much better than men! All men are rapists and we don't need their help! Men are just there to oppress us and keep us down! Women are the superior gender.
- Not feminism: You're giving up your career to have a baby? You're being dictated to by a man! That's the wrong choice! You've slept with twenty men? Wow, way to show that you have no respect for yourself.
- Feminism: Women and men are equal. No-one should be discriminated against on the basis of their gender. Women have the right to decide how to live their life, how to dress, what to do with their body and who to love.
i love death
what the fuck am i supposed to do with this
There’s nothing quite like waking up at 5:30 in the morning to an empty apartment and having to evacuate because apparently your building is on fire….
Reminds me of the time at the Humber residence when some drunk guy pulled the fire alarm at 6am and like 2,000 hungover/still drunk college kids shuffled out into the snow and had to wait for 20 minutes to get back in. AAAAH memories!
Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
- Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore
- Parents : Teenagers don't speak to us any more
- Parents: It's all Facebook messaging now
- Parents : No one communicates with their children
- Parents : It's all about communication
- Parents: Teenagers should talk to us more
- Teenager: Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and-
- Parents: Gosh, all you do is moan.
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
WHAT IF YOU’RE ACTUALLY UGLIER THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE
I think I’d just die. Twice.